NOTKA Original (750mL) — VIP Early-Allocation Batch

NOTKA Original (750mL) — VIP Early-Allocation Batch

$39.99
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NOTKA Original (750mL) — VIP Early-Allocation Batch

NOTKA Original (750mL) — VIP Early-Allocation Batch

$39.99

WELCOME TO THE FOUNDING CIRCLE.

This is a private, unlisted release for our early-access community. The public storefront is currently locked, but as a VIP insider, your priority allocation is ready for checkout. Quantities for this pre-launch bottling run are strictly limited. Once these allocated bottles are claimed, this hidden portal will close until our official public launch.

ALL THE RITUAL. NONE OF THE ALCOHOL.

NOTKA Original is a premium, zero-alcohol, zero-sugar, vodka-style beverage base engineered specifically for seamless, 1:1 integration into your favorite cocktails. Whether you are shaking up a standard Mule, a bone-dry Martini, or a foaming Espresso Martini, NOTKA replaces traditional vodka ounce-for-ounce without forcing you to change a single recipe.

THE LIQUID EXPERIENCE:

  • The Viscosity: Engineered to match the  mouthfeel of a top-shelf well spirit.

  • The Burn: Delivers an authentic, crisp spirit-like throat-burn that ensures your mocktails taste like a multi-layered craft drink, not a sugary juice punch.

  • The Functional Shift: Crafted with a purposeful, adaptogenic organic mushroom blend and mineral electrolytes designed to help you shift your evening ritual without the hangover.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

  • Volume: 750 mL per bottle (approx. 15 premium servings per bottle)

  • Nutrition: Only 5 calories per serving. 0g Sugar.

  • Dietary: 100% Vegan, Gluten-Free, and shelf-stable.

  • ABV: 0.0% Alcohol by Volume.

⚠️ VIP SHIPPING LOGISTICS:

By securing your bottle today, you are bypassing our public waitlist entirely. This exclusive insider allocation is scheduled to leave our warehouse and ship directly to your door on or before July 15, 2026.

Limit 2 bottles per VIP account. Thank you for shifting the ritual with us.

 

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